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Claude knew ofher terrible secret and yet she was still filled with longing for him. Her"<"bosom heaved with hot emotion as she realized @:::20)"(Hit any key to continue)":A$:A$:(12)::"The voice concludes, 'You must find the Holy Grail or you shall never see the Master Diskette again! I bid you good luck and farewell!' And with that, the heavens close with a clang. "20)"PREVIOUS NARRATIVE HAVE BEEN SACKED. HE":20)" ":20)"HAS HIRED SEVERAL NOVELISTS TO FINISH"20)" ":20)"UP IN A MORE PROFESSIONAL STYLE... "g in with me!!"O:"(Pont ven clobsorgneh yerfossen)":A$:A$:(12)::520)"THE PROGRAMMER WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT":20)" ":20)"THE PERSONS RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING THE":20)" :"No, really! She was training the moose to mix concrete and to fill out complex insurance forms when it just hauled off and bit her! Yumpin' yimminy, de moose""been taking over everything! I cannot take a bath without six or seven mooses jumpinill also have many allies, such as Sir Launcelot the Brave, Sir Galahad" "the Pure, Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Launcelot and the rather aptly-named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Adventure.'" :"(Hit any key to continue)":::the sunshine, although you must watch out for mooses that roam wild. A moose once bit my sister Ilsa!" :"(Pont ven clobsorgneh yerfossen)":A$:A$:(12)::J "The voice continues, 'You will face the many deadly perils that lie ahead, but you wn such as this says to"` Z"you, 'Your quest is to find the Holy Grail, most noble knight!'" d:"(Hit any key to continue)":: n::"Nejinkem Bjorn Borg yae posten! Sweden is most pleasant to visit in the summer"i x"when the flowers bloom in lan verr sofen 926 A.D.--- bie dissyamla Liv Ullmann":u F"(Pont ven clobsorgneh yerfossen)":A$:A$:(12):: P"Without warning, the heavens part and a blinding light envelops you and a deep bass voice appropriate for a scene of divine revelatio  you, and when it passes, you find yourself in England, 926 A.D.--the time of King Arthur." (:"(Hit any key to continue) 2:::20)"YER SVENKMAL DE YEG NIMBORFIN GLOSDEMM":: <"Den bisurvan darvekka mit sargna puten yae pussen, vene nit YengSH THE NARRATIVE. "a@:::20)"(Hit any key to continue)":A$:A$:(12)::sJ:A06.3.2TY((A))^:40Y10);"WHOOPIE GRANOLA MELLOWNESS";::hAr::|"(Hit any key to continue)":A$:A$:(12): (12):.5:"ONE MOMENT PLEASE!"c:20)"(Changing reels in the projection booth"25:"---Go and get some popcorn)"(4);"RUN MAIN.PGM"29 0 25 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 30 22 26 24 0 0 4" "0" "0" 0 0 0 25 0 0 5" "0" "0" 28 23 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 22 16 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 23 18 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 25 20 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 27 21 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 20 9 17 15 0 0 5" "0" "0" 0 0 18 16 0 0 6" "0" "0" 21 11 0 17 0 0 7" "0" "0" 0 14 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 7 13 11 0 0 1" "0" "0" 0 8 -99 12 0 0 "0" "0" 19 0 15 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 0 16 14 0 0 4" "0" "0" 13 0 0 7 0 0 7" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 16 4 10 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 0 0 11 9 0 0 9" "0" "0" 18 6 12 10 0 0 0" "0" "0" 9 0 5 3 0 0 3" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 0 0 6 4 0 0 4" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 11 1 7 5 0 0 5" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 0 0 8 6 0 0 6" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 "0" "0" "0" "0" "0" "0" 6 0 0 0 0 0 " "0" "0" N 50 3 0 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 0 2 4 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" TAX ERROR IN 50 THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL O :"Eamon Adventurer's Guild":"7625 Hawkhaven Dr.":"Clemmons, NC 27012"8:10:"Eamon Adventure #037"::3:"-> The Quest for the Holy Grail <-"::13:"by Evan Hodson"18:"Last Update: 12/7/93"31 27 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 34 24 30 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 25 0 29 0 0 9" "0" "0" 0 28 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 0 33 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 0 34 32 0 0 2" "0" "0" 0 29 35 33 0 0 3" "0" "0" 37 0 36 34 0 0 4" "0" "0"  !"#$%&'"at a meeting of roads "on a road with many trees "in a clearing "on an east/west road "in a large grassy field "in a small chapel "at the Anarcho-Syndaclist commune "0" "0" "0" "0" "0" "0" 65 0 0 63 0 0 3" "0" "0" 66 64 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 65 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 61 0 0 0 0 0 55 61 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 67 0 0 60 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 58 0 0 63 0 " "63" "0" 0 0 64 0 0 62 " "0" "62" 0 50 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 51 58 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 62 52 59 57 0 0 7" "0" "0" 0 53 0 58 0 0 8" "0" "0" 58 0 53 51 0 0 1" "0" "0" 59 0 54 52 0 0 2" "0" "0" 0 48 55 53 0 0 3" "0" "0" 60 49 0 54 0 0 0" "0" "0" 54 0 49 47 0 0 7" "0" "0" 55 0 0 48 0 0 54" "0" "0" 56 0 51 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 57 0 52 50 0 0 0" "0" "0" 46 0 45 0 0 0 " "0" "46" 0 42 0 44 0 0 4" "0" "0" 0 44 0 0 0 47 " "44" "0" 0 0 48 0 46 0 0" "0" "0" 43 0 41 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 0 37 42 40 0 0 0" "0" "0" 45 38 0 41 0 0 1" "0" "0" 0 40 0 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 38 0 0 35 0 0 5" "0" "0" 41 35 38 0 0 0 0" "0" "0" 42 36 39 37 0 0 7" "0" "0" 0 0 0 38 0 0 8" "0" "0" "at a n/w bend "at the evergreens "on a fence-lined road "at a meeting of roads "at the Bridge of Death! "at the Castle Arrgh. "inside the Castle Arrgh. "at a dead end. "at an e/s bend. "at a low area. "at the exit to the cave. "on a grassy path. "at a dead end. "at a s/e bend. "at a 4-way intersection. "in a cramped passage. "at another t-intersection. "in a large chamber. "at a t-intersection. "at a n/s-w fork. "in a finished passage. "in a room with corners. "at an n/e bend. "at a t-intersection. "on a ravine path. "in the frozen land of Nador. "at the entrance to a cave. "in the cave. "in the frozen land of Nador. "in the frozen land of Nador. "in the frozen land of Nador. "in the frozen land of Nador. "in the frozen land of Nador. "in the frozen land of Nador. "in the frozen land of Nador. "at the Winter Olympics. "in the tall tower. "inside Swamp Castle. "at Swamp Castle. "in a colder area. "on a road with a signpost. "in an idyllic scene. "at a s/w bend. "at a dead end. "at a n/e bend in the road. "at the shrine of the Knights of Nee. "at a dead end. "on a path with impaled knights. "in the dark Forest of Ewing. "in the dark Forest of Ewing. "in more of the dark forest. "in more of the dark forest "in Scene 24. "on a pleasant stretch of road. "at the French castle. "in the stable. "near plowed fields "at the Castle Anthrax. "in a small village "on a well-travelled road. 67 54 18 32 2 HARDINESS? 64"Plowed fields line the road in this area but you see no one in the fields at the moment. Off to the east a castle rises up on a small hill and the road also leads off to the west. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTI"The road widens into a four-way intersection. To the north you can see a castle,to the south a grove of trees, and an east-west route running through what appears to be farmland. AND." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIP"A wooden rail fence lines both sides of the road here, and you can see small cottages off aways from the road. You can continue either east or west. ." THIS IS A FILLER DESCR"You come to another intersection; this one a 't' that leads to the east and also north and south. The area is very well shaded with pines and evergreens. " THIS IS A FILLER DES"You see that the road here bends to the north as well as to the west. You are unable to see very far into the trees lining the roadway. ." THIS IS A FILLER D"The road in this area runs to the east and west through a lightly-forested area that is quite pleasant, actually. THIS IS A FILLER"You see a clearing surrounded by a grove of trees. There are several bodies in the area in varying states of decay... The road runs east and west from here, as well as north and back to the south. XXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The road you are on runs east and west. The trees grow right up to the very edge of the road in this area. XXXXXXXXXXXX"A break in the forest reveals the road branching into a t-intersection. To the north, the road is broad and wide, but the east-west route is smaller and not as well-travelled. 64 O 55 32"You see a field strewn with filth. There are several peasants in the distance who apparently are 'harvesting' the filth! The road leads back east and a small chapel lies to the south. 64 O 55 "You are in a small chapel. It smells of mold and mildew, and the furnishings are old and in disrepair. It has not been used, alas, in a long time...the only door is to the north. 64 O 5(*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~"You are standing in a large grassy field with a signpost that points to the only direction that you are able to go...to the north. 64 O"East is a castle with what appears to be a grail-shaped beacon on top. A sign onthe gate reads 'OFF LIMITS TO KNIGHTS'. There are many sweet young ladies hang- ing over the walls scream, 'Spank us! Spank us!' The road goes west and south. ." D SOUTH." ION"You are in a small village. The stench is horrendous and there is sewage all about. The only structure of interest is a stable to the north. The road goes off to the east. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION S"The forest is still very thick here, but you see a signpost off to the side of the road! THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are still on a north-south road that is lined with thick forest. It is rather pretty here, so that you almost overlook the three knights impaled on a lance sticking out of a large oak tree to your right. R DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are unable to go further. Even when you hack at the undergrowth with your weapons you cannot clear a path. You must return west. T." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are a four-way intersection that is remarkably free of the dense growth of the forest. You realize that it is most likely a place of religious significance for some strange cult! THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You see that the forest thins out here to a great deal. The road curves to the north and leads back into the forest to the east. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Your only choices here are to go to the north or south, as the undergrowth (and overgrowth for that matter) prevents all other movement. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The north-south route here is almost a jungle. It is very dark and very ominous and you are gripped with fear. This mood is heightened when you think you see movement in the trees along the road. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The Forest here is extremely dense and it is difficult to see very far. The gloom here gives you an ominous feeling of dread. You can continue only north or south. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXX"You are in an area thickly overgrown with trees and bushes. Visibility is only a few feet, and it is very dark. You can travel only north or south. SOUTH." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXX"You are in the stable. It is a relief to get in here, because it actually smellsbetter than the rest of the village! You see no animals of any kind. The door isin the south wall. L." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXX"A huge castle looms just off the road to the east. It is solidly built and looks impossible to storm. The road leads to the west and south and a less-used path leads north into dense foliage--the dark Forest of Ewing. S A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXX"This stretch of road is quite pleasant. Birds sing in the trees and the sun doth shine. To the east, a castle can be seen and to the west the road leads over a slight incline. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXX"You are at a four-way intersection of sorts. The east-west road is spacious and open, as is the route south. But the road north is not much more than a path and leads into the dark Forest of Ewing. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XX"You can see a small village off to the west. Though you cannot see it very well, you can smell it distinctly! The road is quite wide and well-packed and leads east and west. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO "You see here that the forest has thinned out to normal proportions. It is quite an idyllic scene. The road forms a 't' to the north, south and east and a small stream babbles lazily. A castle lies to the north. DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"There is much less of the forest here. The road bends off to the west and back to the south. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"There is only snow in patches here. The sun is out and there are clumps of grass here and there. The path winds north and east along a ravine. There are several large rock formations nearby. THE EAST." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are at the edge of a ravine. Any noise could cause an avalanche! You can only return to the south. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Here the path branches to the north, west and south. The wind is picking up snowand blowing it around, making it very difficult to see. ." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The path now forms a t-intersection with an east-west route and a dog-leg to the south. There is snow and ice all about you. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"It is still cold, and the path goes to the north and east. It is very scenic, and off on a distant mountain you see a large moose, apparently mixing concrete. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You have come to a steep cliff. You can only return west. You see below you a village with many flags. In fact, you see the entire Russian hockey team and several burly women figure skaters. It is the Olympics! " XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are at a crossroad, but every way that you look you see nothing but the frozen lands of Nador. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The path you are on runs north and south and also to the east. There are large snow drifts and ice formations all about you, and it is colder than a.....well, let's just say it's cold... FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The wind is now blowing fiercely and it is bitterly cold. You can go west or to the north, otherwise you will perish in the wastes of Nador. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"As you leave the swamp you notice that it has become much colder. The trees in the area are much fewer in number. Swamp Castle is back west, or you can go north or east. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Swamp Castle looms out of a bog to the west. It appears to be built on the remnants of other castles that have sunk before it. You can return south or head east if you do not enter the castle. DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are inside Swamp Castle. There are festive decorations all about. However, when you appear, the wedding guests all start screaming and running off. The tall tower is to the west and the gate is back east. " SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are at the top of the tall tower. The spartan room here has very little furniture, but you are most struck by the line of sheets tied to the bed and leading out of the window and down the wall. " ESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are in a clearing, but it is a dead end. You can only return south. You may want to do so, too, because the area is littered with bones, bodies and weapons. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The path curves from the south to the west and there is much less snow here. You seem to be able to see some trees over to the west. ." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are at the entrance to a cave. You cannot count the bones strewn about the area and you see a number of broken weapons and pieces of armour. You can go down into the cave or return south. H." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The ceiling in this area is much lower now. Though you must stoop a bit, you can go east or south with no trouble. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "The passage here is rather low, but it is quite wide. You can get through easily on all fours. Directions are west and south. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "Passageways lead off in all directions from here. Your footsteps echo as you walk through this chamber. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "The passage bends south to east here. The walls here glimmer with possible metallic content, but it is probably only fool's gold or the like. E." DDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "This is a dead end. Your only exit is to the south. The rock looks like it was melted and then cooled in odd forms. There is an inscription on the north wall...could it be??? " XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "Yet another 3-way choice awaits you:west or north-south. There are many unusual rock formations here, but you're not on a tour and have to push on. SDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "The passage branches out west, south and east. A rapid choice would be advisablebecause some of the rocks look like they are about to come loose and collapse the passage! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "Here you find the passage leads off to the north as well as back to the east and on westward. The chamber here is very large. E." SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "You are at a t-intersection. You can go east to west or to the north. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "The passage here is rather large and it leads north, west and east. You spot an inscription on the south wall. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ERHGERHGERHGERHGER XX XXXXXX "You can proceed to the north from here, and you can see from here that there is a room there. The space you are in here is a fairly large passage. You can go back to the east if you desire. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"This room also has smooth walls and even corners. The passage bends west to north but you cannot see to what as yet. THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The passage opens up and it is easier to move. The smooth cave walls look as though they have been finished with hand tools. You can go east, north or west. S IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"You are in a narrow passage inside of the cave. It twists off to the east, or you can go back up out of the cave. E." THIS IS A FILLER DESCRIPTION SO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"The passage widens here but it is still a low clearance. You can see a room to the north. You can also go back to the west. " SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "You can see light up to the east! Other than back to the south, that is the only way you can go. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "As you look in the stalls, you see no animals, but rather empty halves of coconuts. Some even have little bits and bridles. S." "Behind the 3-headed knight you see a chest filled to the top with fabulous jewels....probably ill-gotten gain from unfortunate travelers. "You see a fist-sized diamond jutting out of the west wall. You could probably just grab it, hint-hint. "You see place settings for eight laid out on a table. These are clearly gifts for the wedding. The only remarkable thing about the dishes is that they are made out of gold! "You see a very valuable tapestry hanging on the east wall. "You see a lovely shrubbery with some especially nice laurel. L." "There on a small table made of olive wood is the Holy Grail! An appropriate heavenly chorus sings a few bars as you spot it. "You see on a velvet pillow on the altar the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! "You are at dead end. You can only return south. There is an inscription on the east wall. "You are inside the Castle of Arrgh. It looks very old, but even the courtyard is filled with a quiet majesty. You are overcome with a feeling of solemnity. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You are standing outside of the Castle of Arrgh! The gate to the north is ajar and it appears to be the only entrance. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You are at the Bridge of Death! It is a rickety affair over a gorge that does not appear to have a bottom. Actually, it is filled with smoke...ominous cries emminate from the haze. The bridge leads to the north. RTH." "You are on a grassy path that leads east and west. Actually, you'd have to go down to go west... You cannot see what lies east... Your vision is obscured by a thick smoke or fog. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX "As you approach, an arrow with a note goes *thwunk!* in the ground ahead of you. "You see brave Sir Robin's weapon, the sword 'Liverwurst.' '" "You see the body of Sir Galahad. "You see the body of brave Sir Robin. "You see the dagger of Sir Robin's minstrel. TREL." "You see a silly hookpole. "You see a very silly-looking catchpole. "You see a silly-looking polearm. "You see the head French knight's silly halberd. " "You see Roger the shrubber's dagger. "You see the Black Knight's sword. "You see the 3-headed knight's weapon, a 7-foot long sword. "You see King Arthur's weapon, the mighty 'Excaliber!' "You see Sir Bediviere's weapon, the axe 'Celsius.' "You see Sir Galahad's weapon, the mace 'Chastity Belt.' " "You see Sir Launcelot's weapon, the sword 'Killer.' R.'" "You see the body of Sir Launcelot. "You see the body of Sir Bediviere. "You see the body of knight of Nee4. "You see the body of knight of Nee3. "You see the body of knight of Nee2 "You see the body of knight of Nee1. "You see the body of the head knight of Nee. " "You see the body of Roger the shrubber. "You see the huge cadaver of the Black Beast of Arrgh. ." "You see the tattered fragments of the little vorpal bunny. ." "You see the remains of the vicious Chicken of Bristol. Boy, will it ever make a lot of soup! SOUP!" "You see the torso of the Black Knight. It is squirming to try and get to you and he is still shouting, 'Come on and fight you sissy!' But you ignore him. " "You see the huge carcass of the late 3-headed knight. It is lying in an inch-deep depression.... "You see the body of Tim the Enchanter. It appears to be smouldering. " "You see the body of the old man from Scene 24. 4." "You see the body of King Arthur, noble even in death. " "You see the body of knight of Nee5. "You see the body of the head French knight. This is the first time you have seen him with his mouth closed. SED." "THE HOLY HAND GRENADE" "You see the finally-silent form of Dennis. IS. " "You see the body of guard4. "You see the body of guard3. "You see the body of guard2. "You see the body of guard1. "You see the body of Prince Herbert's dad. D." "You see the body of the wimp, Prince Herbert. T." "You see the body of brave Sir Robin's minstrel. ." "You see the body of French knight4. "You see the body of French knight3. "You see the body of French knight2. "You see the body of French knight1. "Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Nor to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split S KNEECAPS SPLIT " "'Bravely bold Sir Robin brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, no brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways! S!" "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Go away, you silly English knnigget with the brain of a duck, you know!' the head then vanishes back behind the wall of the castle. ALL OF THE CASTLE." "Presently a head pokes over a wall and says in a thick French accent, 'Sooo... Another English pig-dog type chasing after the grail! Scoop pumpkins, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX "ruined!! just forget the whole thing!' And with that the priests file back through the secret door and it seals without a trace. E." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "'Oh, yes, all right, surprise and fear,' the leader replies. The same priest asks, 'And a fanatical devotion to the...' 'Shut up!' howls the leader. 'Now see what you've done?!? The whole effect's S" " "A secret panel in the wall bursts open and several robe-clad monks leap out! 'Noooo one expects the Spanish Inquisition!' screams the leader. 'Our weapon is surprise! That's all--just surprise!' 'Uh, what about fear?' asks a priest. ST." "find the grail? Seek the enchanter beyond the frozen waste-- he knows of a cave-- very much danger! For beyond the cave is your goal! Seek you...the Bridge of Death!' And as he cackles, the old man and the entire scene vanish! "You see a movie technician holding a black clapboard that reads 'Scene 24'. He claps the board and says, 'Action!' You then see a grotesque old man sitting by a fire. He cackles wildly, and says in a breathy voice, 'You would ,'YOU WOULD" "They are all running into the walls. Just as suddenly, they all fall into a large, deep crevasse! The last you hear of them is a faint cry----- 'My braine hurts...' BRAINE HURTS...'" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You hear a loud crash and several bespectacled men with handkerchiefs on their heads appear. They wear their pants rolled up above their knees and they are shouting, 'Hello!' 'Shut up, Mr. Gumby!' and 'Sorry!' all at once. L AT ONCE." "You see a strange procession of monks approaching. They are singing a chant in latin and periodically they hit their heads with large boards. They file past you and out of sight. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "And his body burned away and his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in And his heart cut out and his liver removed HIS LIVER REMOVED " "And his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped, And his bottom burned off...' 'Uh, I think that's enough singing for now,' says a rather pale and sweaty Sir Robin, who is clutching his chest. SIR ROBIN, WHO IS CLUTCHING HIS CHEST." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "'You see,' Dennis says, 'supreme executive power derives from a mandate from themasses. We are an Anarcho-Syndaclist collective, holding bi-weekly meetings at which we....' And dennis drones on and on and on....... ...." "doubt your courage or your strength you'd best turn back!! For death awaits you with nasty big pointy teeth!!!' !' " XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Tim gestures dramatically and says, 'You would find the Grail? To the north lies a cave, wherein runes written upon the very rock make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail!' He adds savagely, 'But if you do DO " "As you enter the room, dad bellows out, 'Who are you???' 'I'm your son,' says Herbert. 'Not you,' dad yells, smacking him. Herbert looks at you and says, 'Someone got my note and is here to rescue me!' OTE AND IS HERE TO RESCUE ME!'" ME!'" 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It is the famed but somewhat addled Sir Bediviere. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "The large knight dragging Galahad away is none other than the mighty knight Sir Launcelot. He appears to be very irritated and is shouting 'I am not!' in a loud voice. ICE." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a knight being dragged bodily from the castle. It is the famous Sir Galahad, and he is shouting, 'I can face the peril! I can spank the peril! I bet you're gay!' '" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a knight with a large green chicken emblazoned on his shield. It is brave Sir Robin! N!" SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see an armored figure with a dragon on his shield and a crown on his head. It is King Arthur, ruler of the Britons and wielder of Excaliber! SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "There before you, cackling as always, is the old man from Scene 24! 'Halt!' he cries. 'He who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he sees!' XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Suddenly you see the French knight who taunted you before! 'We French fellows outwit you English again with all your silly knees-bent running around!' he sneers. 'Go and boil your bottoms!' XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "And another! They are hopping around and jabbering excitedly. Every now and again you catch a word that causes you pain to hear... 'Nee!' " XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "And another..... SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "And another...... SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see another Knight of Nee nearby... SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a smaller knight with a horned helmet in the bushes behind the large knight. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a nine-foot tall figure in a helmet with huge horns step out of the bushes and announce, 'We are the knights who say 'Nee!' If you do not appease us with a shrubbery, you shall not leave this wood alive!' XXXXXXXXX "You see a man sitting on a cart loaded with bushes. It is Roger, the shrubber. " SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see before you the horrible Black Beast of Arrrgh! It has one hundred eyes and jaws twelve feet across! (And don't count on the programmer having a sudden heart attack, either!) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a small white rabbit with a quivering pink nose. SE." SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a blurry form ahead. It turns out to be a chicken scratching in the snow... But it is a 300-pound chicken! It is Chester, the vicious Chicken of Bristol!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Before you stands a knight in black armor. He draws a sword and says only these words: 'None shall pass!' ASS!'" SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Before you stands a huge figure clad in chain mail. It is the dreaded 3-headed knight, the fiercest creature for yards around! As you approach, the heads are arguing, but they soon agree to kill you! U!" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a tall figure wearing robes and an odd helmet with huge ram's horns. He is casting fireballs and causing huge explosions. It is the dread enchanter known as ..... Tim! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see another French knight with a very unwieldly-looking polearm. M." SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see another French knight also armed with a ridiculous polearm. SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX EAMON ADVENTURER'S GUILD 7625 HAWKHAVEN DR. CLEMMONS, NC 27012 J S 50 DK$(4):DK$"VERIFY SAVED.GAME":29000 2216,0:1000 d///MAIN LOOP. FIRST GIVE ROOM DESC, THEN GET COMMAND nI xSPDSPDSPD1:SPDMD%(0,2)MD%(0,2)2:MD%( EAMON ADVENTURE #37 THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL A RATHER SILLY ADVENTURE BY EVAN HODSON WITH APOLOGIES TO THE PYTHONS LAST UPDATE 10/7/90PRODOS CONVERSION 10/13/90 TJZ; 80-COL. CONVERSION 12/6/93 TJZD "As you approach, King Arthur calls to a stooped figure, 'Old woman!' 'Man!' is the reply, 'and I'm not old, I'm thirty-seven! And my name is Dennis!' He then launches into a boring description of his commune. ." "You see another guard who just hiccups. "You see a guard who looks at you and says, 'Wait. We're not to enter the room even if the prince comes to get us...' US...'" "You see another guard who says gruffly, 'Show an invitation or get out, scum!' SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a yeoman guard who looks at you and says,'...Hey...' SSASDASDSDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see a large man dressed in furs who sounds like Sean Connery. He is trying to strangle Prince Herbert while yelling, 'No singing! No singing! Not while I'mhere!' It is Prince Herbert's dad. XXXXXX "You see a nauseating wimp clothed in a dress-like robe near an open window. It is Prince Herbert, and he is preparing to sing. " XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "You see brave Sir Robin's favorite minstrel, who is singing a song: ONG:" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "And another! 'Drink from chamber-pots, and go collect antelope tongues!' yells the head French knight. 'You are not gonna get the grail from us, you or a hundred English kkknniggets!' XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Another French knight appears from the shadows. 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A:V%(ROOM)1 QS170L ROOM EFFECTS& :200:V%(ROOM)1P M1NM:MD%(M,5)ROOMĂ:200::170u MD%(M,15)ĺMN$(M);" is here.": MD%(M,15)ĩ170:DK$;"READ EAMON.DESC,R";M300:A$:DK$:A$: MD%(M,15)ĩ170:950: ///SPECIAL EFFECTS OF MEETING MONSTER MDY1319:MD%(Y,14)2:Y%l100/v 26 NORTH,N,SOUTH,S,EAST,E,WEST,W,UP,U,DOWN,D,GET,G,TAKE,T,DROP,DR,LOOK,L,EXAMINE,EX,ATTACK,A,GIVE,GI,FLEE,F,INVENTORY,I,SMILE,SM,READY,R,THROW,THR,EAT,EA,SAY,SA,BLAST,BL,HEAL,H,POWER,POW,SPEED,SP,BUY,BU, SAVE,SAV(///DONE WITH GAMES:"(Hit any key to continue)":A$:A$cDIE32519sDIE22100DIE1ĺ(12)::60::"Well, you're not quite dead....":"You're actually feeling much better...":"In fact, you're fully recA)S$AD%(A,4)ROOMĂ::"I see no ";S$;" here!"::100}("WTAD%(A,3)10MD%(0,1)ĺ:"It is too heavy for you."::100(,:"Taken.":AD%(A,4)1:4200:WTWTAD%(A,3)::AD%(A,2)2MD%(0,9)1300(612000(@A1NA:AD%(A,4)ROOM4190:)J420BTL(TD%(1)0)/'KM1419:MD%(M,14)13918<'LM:3920X'NM1419:MD%(M,14)1:M^'Pr'///GET COMMAND|'4900'S$"ALL"NBTL3010'3600:S$"CHEST OF JEWELS"NBTL3010'S$"HOLY GRAIL"NBTL3010'S$"ALL"4160;(A1NA:AN$())MD%(M,5)ROOM:36701&.MD%(M,5)ROOM3900E&8MD%(M,14)3670t&BFRMD%(M,3):FRFR100FRFR((CH10)2)&LMD%(M,14)1:FR(100(1))MD%(M,14)2:FR(100(1))MD%(M,14)3&VAMD%(M,14):FD%(A)FD%(A)MD%(M,13):TD%(A)TD%(A)MD%(M,1)'<M:No that way!":DK$;"READ EAMON.DESC,R";ROOM:A$:DK$:A$::100Z% R3ROOM:ROOMR2:3600c%100%///CHECK REACTIONS ON MONSTERS%TD%(1)0:TD%(3)MD%(0,1):FD%(1)0:FD%(3)MD%(0,13)&$M1NM:MD%(M,5)R3ĭMD%(M,14)3(MD%(M,14)1200(1)MD%(M,4hts block your way!":100"$ XI$ D16:(V$,1)("NSEWUD",D,1)Ă$ DK$;"READ EAMON.ROOMS,R";ROOM:D21D:R2::DK$$ R29949000$ R203500$ ///SPECIAL MOVES$ R23490$ R223(V%(23)(1).25)R223:3500@% :"You can't gADVENTURER":DK$;"WRITE THE.ADVENTURER":MN$(0):REC:DK$;"CLOSE"\#T DK$;"RUN MAIN.HALL"q# ///MOVE COMMAND# NBTLĺ:"You can't do that with unfriendlies about!"::100# ROOM253020$ ROOM25āX1419:MD%(X,5)25(V$,1)"S"ĺ:"The knig"DELETE THE.ADVENTURER":2900"Z DK$;"OPEN CHARACTERS,L150":DK$;"WRITE CHARACTERS,R";REC:MN$(0):MD%(0,1):MD%(0,2):CH:A14:SA%(A):"d A15:WA%(A)::AE:SEX$:GOLD:BANK:AC:A14:WN$(A):WT%(A):WO%(A):WD%(A):WS%(A):C#n DK$;"OPEN THE.K$"OPEN EAMON.PREFIX":DK$"READ EAMON.PREFIX":PX$:DK$"CLOSE"!2 (12)::5:"(Insert Eamon Master Diskette, then hit the 'C' key) ";:16368,0!7 A$:(A$)3ĺ:: CTRL-C!9 A$"C"2615!< A$!A 2610!F DK$"PREFIX "PX$"P 216,0:DIĺDK$;A,1)AD%(A,1)CH10( TPTPAD%(A,1)E A:TP;" gold pieces.": GOLDGOLDTP::"(Hit any key to continue) ";:A$: :DK$;"CLOSE": ( (26);"1":TURNS OFF VIDEX VIDEOTERM * (26);(17):TURNS OFF IIE 80-COL , D$;"PR#0"@!- DW)AD%(WP%(W),5):WD%(W)AD%(WP%(W),7):WS%(W)AD%(WP%(W),8) W:(12)::5:"As you deliver your treasures to Sam Slicker, the local buyer for such things, he examines your goods and pays you "; TP0:A1NA:AD%(A,4)12515 AD%(A,2)0AD%("--";WN$(W):::"Enter the number of the weapon to sell (1-";W21;") " (371):23:A$:W5(A$):W51W5W21W5(W5)2507 AD%(WP%(W5),4)1:WN$(W5)WN$(W21):WP%(W5)WP%(W21):W2W21:W252505< W14:WP%(W)WT%(W)AD%(WP%(W),6):WO%(A:W2W21:AD%(A,4)0) A:W262510 (12)::5:"As you start to enter the Main Hall, Lord William Misslefire appears and tells you, 'You have too many weapons to keep them all--4 is the legal limit."::"Your weapons are--"M W1W21:4);W;eath upon you!"@>:"This time you're really, really dead!" DK$;"CLOSE"::"(Hit any key to continue)";:A$::(12):::DIE12600 SPDMD%(0,2)MD%(0,2)2 W14:WN$(W)"NONE"::W21:A1NA:AD%(A,2)1AD%(A,4)1WN$(W2)AN$(A):WP%(W2)overed!":MD%(0,13)0a::"To be completely honest, you can go on where you left off.":255g:"(Hit any key to continue)":A$::(12)::1004(12)::"Sorry squire, but just when you seemed about to recover, you felt the icy hand of D0:WTAD%(A,3)10MD%(0,1)ĺAN$(A);" is too heavy":4190j)TAN$(A)" taken.":AD%(A,4)1:WTWTAD%(A,3)w)^::300)h///INSERT HERE SPECIAL EFFECTS OF PICKING SOMETHING UPi*|A1ĺ::"THE HEAVENS PART AND A VOICE SAYS, 'LOB THIS THE HOLY HAND GRENADE AT THY FOES, WHO, BEING NAUGHTY IN MY SIGHT, SHALL SNUFF IT.' THE HEAVENS THEN CLOSE. ";::x*A240400*:*$///ROUTINE TO GET S$ IF NOT PREVIOUSLY SPECIFIED.*)S$""ĺ:C$(C);" what";:S$:4900*. +8S$""ĺ:C$(C);" who";:7636M8"Weapon hurts user!":DMD%(OF,11)2:SMD%(OF,12):DFOF:A0:76358INC((100(1)1)MD%(OF,10)):MD%(OF,10)MD%(OF,10)2INC8DMD%(OF,11):SMD%(OF,12)8A1:RL5ĺ"A hit!":76369"A critical hit!":R2(100(1)1):R251A0:7635)MD%(OF,4)2::#7oFR9575507t" Weapon broken!":AD%(MD%(OF,9),4)0:MD%(OF,10)MD%(OF,10)AD%(MD%(OF,9),5):MD%(OF,9)1:MD%(OF,4)MD%(OF,4)2:(1).5ĺ:7y" Broken weapon hurts user!"7~FR10075608DMD%(OF,11):SMD%(OF,12):DFOF:A1:156[HIT7600*6`RL96ĺ"A miss!":6e"A fumble!":FR(100(1)1):FR3540(MD%(OF,9))ĺ" Fumble recovered."::6jFR7575357kFR76ĺ" Weapon dropped!":AD%(MD%(OF,9),4)ROOM:MD%(OF,10)MD%(OF,10)AD%(MD%(OF,9),5):MD%(OF,9)1:MD%(OF,4OF15OF16OF17OF18OF1975105RMN$(OF);" attacks ";MN$(DF):" --";:RL(100(1)1):HIT0:(RL5RLMD%(OF,10))RL96HIT1:75155S75206VMN$(OF);" says 'Nee' to ";MN$(DF):" --";:RL(100(1)1):HIT0:(RL5RLMD%(OF,10))RL96HIT1:754BK1OF9ı04A1NA:AD%(A,4)ROĂ:D4AD%(A,2)2Ă:4MN$(OF);" picks up ";AN$(A)::AD%(A,4)0:MD%(OF,9)A:MD%(OF,10)MD%(OF,10)AD%(A,5):MD%(OF,4)MD%(OF,4)2:4L200:HIT0:MD%(OF,9)174004NZ15:OF0DFZİ7905:Z$5QOF143603A2:EAAE1A1=3AEAEA:MD%(0,10)MD%(0,10)AT3///GOTO NEXT LINEb3DF03003MD%(DF,3)MD%(DF,3)2:M1NM:MD%(M,5)ROOMMD%(M,14)1MD%(M,14)03M:R3ROOM:3600:3003///MONSTER TRIES TO PICK UP WEAPON4MD%(OF,10)0ıROM SCENE 24",(S$))MD%(6,5)ROOM40350a2zMD%(0,9)1ĺ:"You have no weapon ready!"::1002OF0:DFM:Z15:OF0ZMİ79052Z27500:HIT73652INCW2AD%(MD%(0,9),6):WA%(W2)WA%(W2)22EAAE73603(100(1)1)MD%(0,10)7by my father who wishes me to marry against mywill. Please, please, please rescue me. I'm in the tall tower at Swamp Castle.'":200:3001X///ATTACK COMMAND1b49001pM1NM:S$MN$(M)MD%(M,5)ROOMĂ::"Attack who??"::100*2qS$("OLD MAN FSUMMER THOUGH THE MOOSES CAN BE MURDER!A MOOSE ONCE BIT MY SISTER!'":3000S$"NOTE"AD%(9,4)1ĺ:"You don't have it!":3000S$"NOTE"AD%(9,4)1ĩ170:65800:"There are no markings to read.":3001:"It says, 'I'm being held prisoner OM56ĺ:"It says, 'THE GRAIL MAY BE FOUND IN THE CASTLE OF ARRRRRRRGH.'":300/S$"INSCRIPTION"ROOM67ĺ:"It says, 'THIS IS THE WRONG INSCRIPTION--Tim the Enchanter.'":300K0S$"INSCRIPTION"ROOM51ĺ:"It says, 'SWEDEN IS MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE :A$:DK$:A$::300..d///EXAMINE COMMAND8.m4900.nS$"SIGNPOST"ROOM28ĺ:"It says, 'CAMELOT-43 SOUTH, 3-HEADED KNIGHT AND PROBABLE DEATH-1 NORTH.'":300.xS$"SIGN"ROOM13ĺ:"It says, 'OFF LIMITS TO KNIGHTS.'":300P/S$"INSCRIPTION"RO0:A1NZ:AN$(A)S$(AD%(A,4)ROOMAD%(A,4)1)ĺDK$;"READ EAMON.DESC,R";A100:A$:DK$::A$::LK1w-A:LK300-A1NM:MN$(A)S$MD%(A,5)ROOMĺDK$;"READ EAMON.DESC,R";A300:A$:DK$::A$::LK1-A:LK300.DK$;"READ EAMON.DESC,R";ROOMtems you are carrying, and they all fall to the ground."::5100,MD%(0,9)0MD%(0,9)99ĭAD%(MD%(0,9),4)1MD%(0,9)1,300,A1NA:AD%(A,4)1ĺAN$(A);" dropped.":AD%(A,4)ROOM,A:WT0:5060,p///LOOK COMMAND,zS$""6060h-LKS$:4920+B%+///DROP COMMAND8+S$"ALL"5100+A1NA:AN$(A)S$AD%(A,4)1Ă::"You aren't carrying a ";S$::100+WTWTAD%(A,3):AD%(A,4)ROOM:AN$(A);" dropped.":C,WT10MD%(0,1)ĺ"You suddenly find you cannot carry all of the i9R286S1.5S:763519R296D2D:7635I9R2100D3D:7635S97700l9///KEEP THIS LINE #9D20:D31D:D2D2(S(1)1)::D2D2AMD%(DF,8):D21ĺ" Blow bounces off armour"::9Z624:DFZMD%(DF,14)19Z:Z2732:DFZMD%(DF,14)1:Z5:MD%(DF,13)MD%(DF,13)D2R:DF9MD%(9,13)0İ15300d:DF32İ15400:MD%(DF,13)MD%(DF,1)7700:AMD%(DF,14):FD%(A)FD%(A)D2::MN$(DF);:(MD%(DF,13)5MD%(DF,1)1)7655,7660,7665,7670,7675;" is still in go5"H8;:"Okay, '";S$;"'"::300H=;M1419:MD%(M,5)ROOMĺ:MN$(M);" runs away!"::8500:MD%(M,5)R2:M2MD%(M,14):TD%(M2)TD%(M2)MD%(M,1):FD%(M2)FD%(M2)MD%(M,13)H?;M:490"IB;:"The reply comes, 'Showing off your vocabulary, eh? Well, that's no G:4900;G:ROOM64QS2(S$,(MN$(0)))MN$(0)40350dG;ROOM64QS3(S$,5)"GRAIL"40350G;S$"NEE"āT1419:MD%(T,5)ROOM15170:TG;S$"NEE"MD%(13,5)ROOM15180G$;S$"IT"āI1419:MD%(I,5)ROOM15170:IH.;S$"FOR"S$"THEN"ī1516NZNM:AD%(AZ,4)ROOMF2,F2NBTL0:100@F6///EAT COMMANDuF64900:S$"MINSTREL"ĺ:"Don't be a twit!":300F6MD%(25,5)ROOMĺ:"He isn't here!":300F6:"---And there was much rejoicing.":MD%(25,5)0:AD%(22,4)ROOM:300G:///SAY COMMAND Sorry)"::300AE2AD%(1,4)1ĺ:"You haven't got it!":300~E2:20::" * * * BOOM! * * * ";::E2AD%(1,4)0:E2M724:MD%(M,5)ROOMMD%(M,5)0:AZMNZNM:AD%(AZ,4)ROOME2F2M2732:MD%(M,5)ROOMMD%(M,5)0:AZMWA%(AD%(A,6))2MD%(0,2):MD%(0,9)A:MD%(0,11)AD%(A,7):MD%(0,12)AD%(A,8)eD/:"Readied."::300{D2///THROW COMMANDD24905E2S$"HOLY HAND GRENADE"ĺ:"You can only throw the Holy Hand Grenade":"(Don't forget to count to five.)":"(Uh, three.you":11100/C*+MN$(M);" smiles back":11100=C\+M::300TC.///READY A WEAPON^C.4900C.A1NA:AN$(A)S$AD%(A,4)1Ă::"You aren't carrying it!"::100C.AD%(A,2)2ĺ:"That isn't a weapon!"::100LD/MD%(0,10)(EAAE)(EAAE)AD%(A,5)(Ready Weapon)",120(AMD%(0,9))):A0A01:A015ĺ:"(Hit any key to continue)";:A$::A00kB.'::100B* ///SMILE COMMANDB+:M1NM:MD%(M,5)ROOM11100B +MD%(M,14)11030,11040,11050B+MN$(M);" growls at you":11100 C +MN$(M);" ignores %(S$)GOLDĺ:"You aren't carrying that much gold of your own!"::300A&%GOLD(GOLD(S$)):MD%(M,14)0:MD%(M,3)MD%(M,3)(1(S$)100):9120A'///INVENTORY COMMAND^B':"You are carrying the following--":A00:A1NA:AD%(A,4)1ĺ" ";AN$(A);(" ee like it but demand another shrubbery from you!":AD%(3,4)0:100@#:"Okay.":AD%(A,4)0:MD%(M,14)0:MD%(M,3)MD%(M,3)(1AD%(A,1)100)@#MD%(M,10)0MD%(M,9)1MD%(M,9)A:MD%(M,10)MD%(M,9)AD%(A,5):MD%(M,4)2MD%(M,4)@#R3ROOM:3600:5050JAS$(S$,2):9060$?i#(S$)09500Y?n#A1NA:(S$,(AN$(A)))AN$(A)AD%(A,4)19095?x#:A22A23::"What to give? ";S$:9065?#:"You aren't carrying a ";S$;"!"::100?#AMD%(0,9)MD%(0,9)1D@#S$"SHRUBBERY"ROOM25ĺ:"The Knights of N">>!R2DR%(6(1)1):R218510(>H!=>(#///GIVE COMMANDF>2#A21}><#M1NM:(S$,(MN$(M)))MN$(M)MD%(M,5)ROOM9050>F#:A21A22::"Who to give to? ";S$:9020>P#:"Nobody here by that name!"::100>Z#S$(S$,(MN$(M))1)?d#(S$,1)" "There's nothing to run away from!"::100h=OMD%(9,5)ROOMĺ:"The Black Knight bars your way!":300=PROOM25ĺ:"The way is blocked!":300= ::"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!";:::=*!8500:3500>4!DK$;"READ EAMON.ROOMS,R";ROOM:D16:DR%(D)::DK$0:A2DFNZNM:AD%(A2,4)ROOM:WMD%(DF,9):W0W99AD%(W,4)ROOM:]<DF13AD%(3,4)ROOMe<:<E15:MD%(E,10)100:MD%(E,11)4:MD%(E,12)4:MD%(E,3)0:MD%(E,4)100:MD%(E,8)9:E<<MD%(M,14)1<<@ ///RUN AWAY COMMAND+=JNBTLĺ:"od shape.":$;" is hurting."::;" is in pain.":[;" is very badly injured.":;" is at Death's door, knocking loudly.":;;MN$(DF);" is DEAD!":DF0DIEDIE1:2000D<:AMD%(DF,14):FD%(A)FD%(A)MD%(DF,1)MD%(DF,13)D2:MD%(DF,5)t the right word anyway!'":300.IL;RSRS1BIV;RS15210,15220KI`;300Ij;:"Roger screams, 'AGGH, no more!' He gives you a shrubbery and begs you to leave.":AD%(3,4)1:300Jt;:"Roger falls over dead!! (Well I hope you're happy now!)":MD%(13,5)0:AD%(35,4)ROOM:3004J; ///BLACK KNIGHT WOUNDS@J;BKBK1`J;BK15330,15350,15370,15390fJ;J;:"Your savage blow knocks one of the Black Knight's arms clean off!"J;:"'Just a scratch, 'sneers the Black Knight":K;:"Your blow removes te saved game?":" Y or N:";A$:A$(A$,1)FX\qA$"Y"A$"N"29010lXfqA$"N"ĺDK$"DELETE SAVED.GAME":XpqDK$"RESTORE SAVED.GAME"XqDK$;"OPEN EAMON.DESC,L256":DK$;"OPEN EAMON.ROOMS,L64":DK$;"OPEN EAMON.ROOM.NAME,L64"Xq100 Y///BRIDGE OF D'MAIN.PGM' in this directory to resume the game."Wm:"Type your choice:"::"1) Exit Eamon (BYE)"::"2) Quit to BASIC":A$:A$:A$"1"ĺDK$"BYE"WmA$"2"28110WmWHq RESTORE WMq216,0:(4)"PR#3":(12):+XRq:"Do you want to resume thgame is now saved."BVm:"Resume play of game? ";A$:A$(A$,1)VmA$"Y"ĺ:"To UNSAVE:":" Halt the game with a , type 'CLOSE', then type 'RUN'"::"(Hit any key to continue: )";:A$:A$:29060VmA$"N"280603Wm:"Run the program named y and gives you a shrubbery.":GOLD(GOLD2):AD%(3,4)1:300RU`m SAVE GAME Ujm:"Do you want to save this game? ":"(Y/N) :";A$:A$(A$,1)UtmA$"Y"A$"N"28010U~mA$"N"100UmDK$;"CLOSE":DK$"FRE"UmDK$"STORE SAVED.GAME"Vm:"The RUBBERY"ĺ:"You can only buy shrubberies":300oT&RMD%(13,5)ROOMĺ:"Roger the shrubber isn't here!":300T0RGOLD50ĺ:"You haven't got enough money to pay for one!":300T5RAD%(3,4)1ĺ:"You already have one!":300?U:R:"Roger takes your monermor just disappeared!":AC0:3001S N///SPEEDJS*NS3:17500:SUC300S4NSPDMD%(0,10)MD%(0,10)2MD%(0,2):MD%(0,2)2MD%(0,2)S>NSPDSPD(25(1)10)::"You can feel the new Agility flowing through you!"::300SR///BUYSR49001TRS$"SHne back to original levels!"::S14:S2%(S)SA%(S)::300MRKRR7519500RK:"Oops! You feel your Hardiness decrease!":MD%(0,1)MD%(0,1)1:300R,LRR80ĺ:"You feel new strength as your Hardiness increases!":MD%(0,1)MD%(0,1)1:300#S6L:"Your a:MD%(M,5)ROOMMD%(M,4)MD%(M,4)2.5hQJMD%(M,5)ROOM(1).75ĺ:MN$(M);" seems very frightened."sQJ:300QKRR4519300Q K:"You see a blinding flash but nothing happens.":300QdKRR6519400, Ԑtqk    PPPPP2,,2PPPPP<<<<<2222222B 8 ;2Ld ' ,/ ?DDNRNZXNENMNAXAA2PAθ; ڔҔ Ŕ   z q e`R E 8) ړȓ nZD4͒}jWD 7$    ĥ(Hit any key to continue)":A$:A$:DK$;"CLOSE"::16368,0:2501]h:"The nubile maidens of the Castle Anthrax overwhelm you and you die from sexual excess! (Well, you were warned!)":DIE3:2000ack Knight, (or what's left of him) brandishing a small knife in his teeth! 'I told you it was only"\"a flesh wound, you big fairy!' he yells, but fortunately you are swept away in a black cloud to your own time before he reaches you...":C]:"OTTEN[ڝ::"THE HEAVENS SUDDENLY PART AND THE VOICE SAYS, 'WELL DONE, BRAVE KNIGHT! YOU MAY RETURN HOME (WITH SUITABLE RICHES!) ";::[䝺:"(Hit any key to continue)":A$:A$i\(12)::"Suddenly, you see a goat cart approach! 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